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Outcome: Iffy

News, entertainment and disheartening tales of sacrifice and molting from Earth, the Milky Way a handful of dimensions.

The only thing more absurd than Outcome: Iffy is real life.


  • Will AI destroy us?
  • What's Earth's galactic significance?
  • Reason and empathy: Are they trash ideas?
  • How many tapeworms do I have to eat to lose this belly fat? 
  • Will benign platitudes save our children from having to hunt and eat rats  and fashion weapons out of table legs with knives taped to them?
  • Are drones watching us go to the bathroom? 


All that, plus corrosive bodily fluids, snarky insults, killer robots, awkward conversations and inescapable doom. 


Words and pictures, baby! Back at it again! 

I want to learn more. I have nothing to do.

Free will is an illusion and you left the oven on.

Free will is an illusion and you left the oven on.

Free will is an illusion and you left the oven on.

Free will is an illusion and you left the oven on.

Free will is an illusion and you left the oven on.

Free will is an illusion and you left the oven on.

The Great and Terrible Orifice of Zarnok

The Great and Terrible Orifice of Zarnok

The Great and Terrible Orifice of Zarnok

The clock is ticking until the Great and Terrible Orifice of Zarnok will envelope us all. Word is, she's really looking forward to it!

I want the orifice.

An unexpected partnership

The Great and Terrible Orifice of Zarnok

The Great and Terrible Orifice of Zarnok

Fanglord was about to turn this guy into a hollowed out meat bag, but then something happened that made him reconsider the whole thing.

Ugh, reading?

Think of the children

Think of the children

Think of the children

Sure, the coming generation will have their hands full will some pretty big global crises, but at least they'll have plenty of guns to shoot back the rising tides. 

Okay, why not.

Revolting things

Think of the children

Think of the children

Can you be inspired and nauseated at the same time? Let's find out with disgusting stories of uplifting creatures being themselves and revolting everyone else.

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